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I’ve been unemployed for over a year and I haven’t had so much as a job interview the entire time! I really blew it at my last job, I feel like such a fool for losing such a well-paying job…. I don’t want to dwell though.. I can’t seem to find anything at all, I’ve applied at every fast-food place in the area, and even most restaurants so far(I have restaurant exp. too!) I haven’t had a call back, an interview nothing…. I’ve had 3 jobs in the past all of them were very easy to get, now all of a sudden no one is interested. I want to go to a temp. agency so I can work for somebody and prove how strong of a worker I am, but I’ve looked online and I can’t find these places… any help is greatly appreciated, job offers would be revered, lol. I don’t however want any work at home spam junk! Remember I’ve been unemployed over a yr.(since 07/19/08) I won’t buy any marketing scam propaganda, and I’ve yet heard of an online business that explained what it is you actually do and how it makes you money. So not interested in that stuff, I really just want to find a temp. agency at this point…. sorry if this is long